LHS Reveals Mr. Cowboy Contestants

Raina Jiang | Co Editor-in-Chief

Sahil Parikh | Staff Writer

Mr. January: Robert Sutter

  

Age: 17

How did you meet your best friend? 

“I met my best friend when I was born. My mom is my best friend.”

What’s your favorite type of pizza?

“Sausage and pepperoni.”

What’s the weirdest scar you have and how did you get it?

“I cut my ankle on my electric scooter.”

 

Mr. February: Noah Pettit

  

Age: 17

Who do you look up to and why?

“I look up to Mr. Gunn because I aspire to be a hand magician as he is.”

What’s your favorite pizza?

“Any kind of pizza is the best kind of pizza.”

What is the weirdest thing you have eaten?

“The weirdest thing I have ever eaten was sawdust.”

Do you have any special talents?

“I am a fushigi master and excel at making corny dad jokes.”

Mr. March: Truman Wayne

  

Age: 17

What’s your most bizarre talent?

“I carry things between my shoulders.”

What’s your favorite pizza?

“Sour gummy worms.”

If you could trade lives with someone, who would it be?
“Barry Parr.”

Mr. April: Marvin Sabas

 

Age: 17

Who do you look up to and why?

“I look up to my father because of his journey starting as a farmer to finding a job opportunity in the USA. ”

What’s your favorite pizza?

“My favorite pizza is combination.”

What is the weirdest thing you have eaten?

“I’ve eaten balut, a fertilized duck egg that is a delicacy in the Philippines.”

Do you have any special talents?

“I used to be a decent magician and I play the guitar (acoustic mainly).”

Mr. May: Spencer Kramm

Age: 17

Who do you look up to and why?

“My dad because my dream is to become a firefighter and he is one.”

What is the weirdest thing you have eaten?

“Sea urchin’s sex organ.”

What’s your favorite pizza?

“Bacon pepperoni.”

Mr. June: Justin Beasley

 

Age: 18

What kind of music do you listen to?

“I listen to hip hop, jazz, classical music, and musical music like Hamilton and the Sound of Music.”

What’s the longest you’ve gone without sleep?

“The longest I’ve been awake is until 5 in the morning, but that’s about it.”

What is the strangest thing you have ever eaten?

“When I was younger, I accidentally ate a coin and it got stuck in my throat and my mom had to give me the Heimlich.”

Mr. July: Tyler Gonzales

  

Age: 18

Where were you three hours ago?

“I was at home playing 2k17.”

Would you rather be ugly and live forever, or be attractive and die in a year?

“Ugly and live forever.”

Would you eat a bowl of crickets for $40,000?

“Yea. That’s a lot of money.”

Mr. August: Nicholas Swanger

  

Age: 17

Whats the most random thing you’ve watched on Netflix?

“I don’t watch Netflix. I just go home and chill.”

What is something you’ve always wanted to do but never got a chance to do?

“I’ve always wanted to go deep sea diving, but never have.”

What is the strangest thing you have ever eaten?

“I’ve eaten like half a pencil.”

 

Mr. September: Alex Batson

  

Age: 17

Have you ever eaten anything weird?

“I’ve eaten a chicken’s heart. Its actually really good.”

Would you rather fight 100 baby-sized bears or 1 bear-sized baby?

“That’s terrifying either way. Probably the 100 baby sized bears. I think I would die of laughter before they ever got to kill me.”

If you could trade places with one person for a day who would it be?

“Ms. Garza so I could just yell at everyone.”

Mr. October: Nathan Fish

  

Age: 18

Do you believe in ghosts?

“Well, I think there’s some crazy circumstances where people have definitely witnessed some things that are paranormal, outside the normal scope of activity. The whole science thing is like ‘If it’s not reproducible then it doesn’t exist,’ but I think the whole point of paranormal things is that they’re not actually reproducible. So it’s a little hard to say but I think people have had some pretty crazy experiences.”

Whats the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten?

“One time I ate a matzah ball covered in chocolate and sprinkles.”

What is your favorite physical attribute about yourself?

“I really like my left pinky toe. It helps me balance.”

Mr. November: Eric Maravilla

  

Age: 17

What motivates you?

“Patrick Schwartz.”

What is your most bizarre talent?

“I spin a large stick for the marching band.”

Would you rather fight 100 baby-sized bears of 1 bear-sized baby?

“I’d fight the bear sized baby.”

Mr. December: Austin Birdwell

  

Age: 18

What is the weirdest thing that you have eaten?

“I’ve eaten live ants before.”

Who is someone you look up to?

“Nic Swanger.”

Would you rather fight 100 baby-sized bears of 1 bear-sized baby?

“1 bear-sized baby. I can’t take on 100 bears at once, but maybe I can focus on one baby.”

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